Ain't My Baby

Informing another party that a certain object, personality trait, person, dinner bill, bar tab, human baby, etc that does not belong to you OR would like to attempt to distance yourself from.

Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."

You: 'Ain't my baby". (friend pays the bill)

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy". You: "Ain't my baby."

Cop: "Who's bag of booger sugar?" Kev: "Shit that ain't My Baby.'

by amb69 May 15, 2025

Baby Roulette

Having sex with multiple partners around the same time then when a pregnancy happens, it's up in the air who the father is...

She's slept with all of those guys, its a baby roulette who the father is....

by DoMeAFavor September 18, 2021

Baby cat

A baby cat is something so perfect you don’t have anything else to say. In the sense that if you see something or someone and they’re perfect they’re baby cat cuz they can do no wrong

Guy 1: omg look at frank ocean he’s so baby cat

Guy 2: yeah Fr the most baby cat princess sparkle town ever

by Malicious rat attack May 27, 2024

Tar babies

African babies.

Tar babies are the blackest babies you will ever see.

by UltimateDoge October 3, 2021

Baby killer

A Justine. A women who gives good head.

Justine is a real baby killer

by Justmean November 1, 2020

Practice’s baby

If someone is practices baby it means they are perfect

“If practice makes perfect I’m practice’s baby”

by twistedteaz January 1, 2021

Baby booger

A dumb little baby that is a bully booger but in the end is a good baby

Baby booger:dj is fat
Dj booger:😭
Baby booger:it was just a joke

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021