Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

Ice age baby

literally the most hated being in the history of the mankind,he is the embodiment of pure evil ,everybody just want to fucking kill him and tear him apart ,i just hate so fucking much that i feel like vomiting whenever the fuck i hear his name or look at him this mf is the worst creature ever,ugly fat ass asian looking cunt (no racism intended) just want to kill him....

guy : Yo bro u saw the ice age baby, i hate him so much
guy 2 : ew,this stinky ass ugly cunt,i hate him so fucking much

by gaysaywhat March 3, 2020

Baby Kia

evil ahh atl rapper who screams in the mic and makes bangers, he has been blowing up lately with other rappers like, L5, Lil RT, Lil Tony, Lil Waddy, Li Rye, etc.

Baby Kia: lets play a little game I made, all you got to do is pick a candy bar one gotta blade, if you eat the wrong one istg boy dats on you, all i know if u spit that sh out on boy i bet a shoot.

by idkidk198 December 28, 2023

Steam Baby

A nerdy slutty girl that attends steampunk conventions

I went to a steampunk convention there was this super hot steam baby

by The custard kid July 14, 2018

baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.

My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.

by Babymineboy March 1, 2016

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020

piss baby

Someone who is a wimp, someone who will continuously whine about the same thing, or someone that has an extreme piss kink. you’ll never know which is which.

“George has been complaining about dropping his donut for the past hour now. What a fucking piss baby.

by imageniuswhatcanisay March 26, 2022