Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

Gun off

Another term for blowjob. Also called gat off.

That bitch gave me a gun off. She gatted my boy. She gunned my boy. Then i realized SHE was a HE. Whoops! Now i am confused and not sure who I am. I am en route to Sri Lanka or Dubai or the swiss alps in search of the dali llama to figure out the meaning of life and who I am. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, should I blast myself?

by Mul hester August 26, 2016

Cocked off

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot

"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."

by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022

highjack off

to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.

The nerd likes to highjack off, always.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

Off The Brown

When one decides that they want to get heinously intoxicated off the brown liquor. Many types of it: light brown (Jim beam) dark brown (Jack Daniels) fucking dark (Irish whiskey. Usually involves a fight ensuing, sweating, talking louder than usual, Rizz improvement, and usually asking what the fuck happend the next day.

“Dude I was so fucked off the brown last night. I had like ten whiskey and cokes it was fucked. I took my pants off and ran down the road to my house screaming “HELP HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE BOOTY WARRIOR” LMFAO i was fucked.

by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 January 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

corn off

two cornballs arguing or doing anything corny/cringe.

"Look at those two cornballs fighting"

"corn off!"

by Tankeersz June 28, 2023