I don't know your life

Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say

(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)

**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**

Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.

Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?

EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.

PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.

by dilbear February 25, 2005

i want to kick your puppy

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging

Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

by I saw it all mannn Ive heard a lil September 7, 2007

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.

Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?

by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011

I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

why am i on urban dictionary

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

by byeihateyou May 16, 2019

i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.

Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!

by babzie May 16, 2006

ok i pull up

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

ok i pull up

by i like big black cocks August 25, 2021