Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Mouth off

talk in an unpleasantly loud and boastful or opinionated way.

Here’s a sentence using "mouth off":

She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 22, 2021

Get off

To exit(stage,truck,ladder,etc.)

Let's get off mommas, cause i just got off yours.

by C.B.Brown June 8, 2023

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Fuck me off

To have sexual intercourse with the male counterpart

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .

by CurvaceousGorilla June 5, 2021