Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

Peter Toots

when your penis farts

listen to that peter toots

by mantis422 September 19, 2020

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s that smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

Brazilian Tootsie Roll

When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.

“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”

by DeepFriedAss October 7, 2020