Pulling a JoJo

A better, more polite way to saw a random asspull that somehow works.

Jo: Oh my goodness, Dan's gonna get detention for missing homework.
Billy: nah, he'll end up pulling a JoJo again!

by Procrafter October 4, 2020

Pull a Dazai

It means committing suicide (or more like trying to). It comes from a character in Bungou Stray Dogs named Dazai Osamu, who often tries to commit suicide in different ways but always fails and stays alive.

Person 1: I'm gonna pull a Dazai
Person 2: Please, for the love of god, go to therapy

by EnderNex July 19, 2022

crossfit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."

Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.

by Carlos Marron February 28, 2024

Pulling A Tommy

To flat out lie to get out of doing something, usually applied for physical activities.

Person 1: Are you going to practice today?
Person 2: No, i'm planning on Pulling A Tommy
Person 1: Gay

by d1Burkett September 9, 2019

pull up big

To come through with all that smack you've been talking

If I see Susie at the club tonight she better pull up big and say something to my face since she can't stop subtweeting me

by Hipporope December 29, 2014

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

pull a solposto

to fumble and miss an opportunity (primarily used in car soccer) by the most retarded ahh gay ahh guy

yo, watch he pull a solposto, he must be really gay

by Nomebaril December 22, 2022