Kill two birds with one stone

It means to get two tasks done with one action.

For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.

by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025

one thing

I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Hey man what was that one thing you were talking about.

by le'peepee November 7, 2022

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

One-eye-willy

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.

Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy

by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017

The one piece Israel

Goofy ass one piece reference

The one piece Israel

by Smae67 September 2, 2025