Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.

Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."

by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoom

The app that replaced Skype.

Let's set up a Zoom meeting.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Zoomans

Someone attending a meeting/conference etc virtually rather than in person

It was nice to be in a meeting with humans not just ZOOMANS

by Alexisagenius September 14, 2021

zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021

Zoomgating

When you and your classmates are having a college course over a zoom meeting in the college parking lot, typically drinking alcohol.

John, do ya wanna join the rest of us at class tonight while we are Zoomgating?

by R. Keith October 7, 2021

Zoom Mullet

A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.

I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.

by CaJenGirl October 11, 2021