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by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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by QueenNavy October 17, 2022
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Johanna: I am the opposite of men
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by sexhaver34 October 22, 2022
Get the women mug.Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.
Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.
"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"
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by 82663 January 1, 2022
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That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.
One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex
with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?
That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.
One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex
with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?
by the guy sleeping in the gutter January 16, 2022
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