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jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.
by senior jota April 10, 2023
mugGet the jack out the weaselmug.

Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .
Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.
by brojob69 April 17, 2023
mugGet the Skining the weaselmug.

Smacking the weasel

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?
by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010
mugGet the Smacking the weaselmug.

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
mugGet the sneeze the weaselmug.

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 2, 2020
mugGet the crap weaselmug.

Weasel Whacking

A Term Used By Some Gamers To Refer To Hard-Scoping While Aimed Down a Hallway
by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011
mugGet the Weasel Whackingmug.

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