A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
by theATMK January 16, 2011
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Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Put a few drops of KY warming in the tip of you dick and in the lips of her pussy or clit, or in his ass if you're a faggot, and voila! start fucking on fire!
by Moen Doe June 22, 2009
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A highly intellectual person, "I believe you mean I am a Warner." *OwO*
A highly intellectual person, "I believe you mean I am a Warner." *OwO*
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