Vaginism

when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.

"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism

by letusfuck November 13, 2011

Vaginally Overpowered

A pc version of pussy whipped.

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 6, 2024

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis

is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french

by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019