Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

Twitter stalking by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

Twitterbrate 

To use Twitter to celebrate or commemorate an event.

"Let's Twitterbrate Bastille Day in a way that'll drive @GlennBeck and his followers insane".

Twitterbrate by Daniel E V July 13, 2009

Twitterbreeze 

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.

(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft

Twitterbreeze by orygun girl August 28, 2009

twitterdiction 

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("

Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.

twitterdiction by kenyc September 23, 2009

Twitterbation 

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

Twitterbation by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbust 

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

Twitterbust by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

totterance 

A stupid made up word that doesn't exist.

The totterance is stupid because it doesn't exist.

totterance by ksund April 15, 2010