tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.

Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same

by projectile pooping November 23, 2021

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Tommy South

A man whore

Dan is such a Tommy South.

by Fck Nugget80 July 11, 2021

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tommy ray

Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.

Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?

Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.

by TheHotDesert March 3, 2023

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Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

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Tommy

The silent handsome shy guy that you can't get out of your mind. Disciplined and grounded, but get ready for a smooth takeoff and a flight through the clouds when it comes to bed. Knows just what to say to sooth your soul and make you laugh. Gentlemanly but assertive; truly unforgettable.

-So, how have you and Tommy been doing?
-Oh we've been doing good...all over the place 😉

by elbell300 November 20, 2021

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