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National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm
It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm
by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019
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Tommy Turtle

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022
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twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me
by Damage157 October 10, 2022
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Tommy

A male who enjoys dancing when karen pees her pants. Often likes when Doobie tickles his anus. Loves to watch Karen watching her tomatoes grow. Enjoys Making GIFS of everyone but himself.
by aholeticklinganustommy July 18, 2022
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Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.
I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.
by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024
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Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.
"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"
by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023
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Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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