A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020
Get the The Toe Snatchermug. by Toe Rubber November 7, 2019
Get the Rub Toemug. by MRlonleyj May 2, 2019
Get the dog toesmug. When a man has heightened estrogen levels as a results of eating and drinking healthy because of gout pain in the big toe.
Jon is over his vagina toe. He is ready to get back to eating red meat and drinking again. His vagina toe has raised his estrogen levels.
by Reuben Hart March 1, 2021
Get the Vagina Toemug. 
gizzy: omg wow
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
by momotoe April 17, 2020
Get the momo toemug. The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019
Get the Shrek Toesmug.