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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
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Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”
by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022
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smurf

smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
you're a smurf you son of a smurf! go to smurfville you smurfin smurfer!
by Robby Cnawsome August 22, 2007
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