S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025
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by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025
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When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
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Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
Get the Goon mug.This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
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