Goon bait

Content or art aimed at sexually arousing the audience to trigger a response.

Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.

by Aquarius1930 April 24, 2025

moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night

“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”

by KgasK November 14, 2023

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Flicker Goon

To goon at such high speeds for a short period of time. Before stopping, and starting again.

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds straight, did it last week!

by moneysing May 27, 2024

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Goon

A goon is someone who does illegal type of shit.

Damn that kid is a Goon

by lilgoon48 May 7, 2018

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.

“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”

by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023