Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021

Electric chair

When you are having sex doggy style and then you pull her back while trying to sit on an electric fence wire. The pulse will go through both of your but won’t kill you.

I was out near the cow barn and decided to give her the electric chair.

by Dr.sicko June 3, 2023

Elmo Chair

To be in the cool group.

Your hair is Elmo Chair

by Elmo Chair February 14, 2025

Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020

sauce chair

when you cum in a chair

damn this is one big sauce chair!!

by snik September 27, 2017

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

Cuck Chair

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person.

hotels always seem to have a cuck chair

by tiger-man-spider July 30, 2025