Michael Lewis Speck.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
by MaxMadMom October 12, 2015
an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.
by wayne charming September 08, 2010
Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 11, 2011
Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 03, 2009
A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli April 30, 2018
by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009
by olad October 24, 2006