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Thomas The Tank Engine

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running
Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?
by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019
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thomas hardy

Hardy was a poet and novelist who admired keats, Bryon and shelly. Was concidered a romantic, modernist and victorian poet. Held agnostic and or athiest themes in his work, belifed in a vengful God however couldn't understand the need for God in the natural world it just made no sence to him. Was also into incestual love with his very much younger cousin, ignored his wife until he realised she died got all guilty and wrote some of his best poems when in mourning for her. He never concidered himself a poet until he was about 60 yrs old. An ugly guy who seemed to attracted a large amount of ladies. Born in dorset resented the industrial rev
Thoughts of phrena-a poem about his perfect women and his dead cousin.
by Magda Goebbels May 1, 2005
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harry thomas

ah, don't do be a harry thomas
by _thomasjames_ July 16, 2014
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[John Thomas]

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males
Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.
by LVN702 October 16, 2008
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thoat

oral stimulation of the penis
I spewed big off yo momma's thoat.
by Joseph Momma November 7, 2003
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Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.
"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert
by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017
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Isiah Thomas

the best NBA point guard of all time. lead the Detroit Pistons "bad boys" to 2 NBA championships back to back in 1989 and 1990. He was a dangerous shooter from any spot on the floor, a smart passer and a smooth, clever playmaker. Along with Johnson, Oscar Robertson and Utah's John Stockton, Thomas became the fourth player in NBA history to amass more than 9,000 assists. He barely stood over 6-feet.
Isiah Thomas was one of the greatest "small men" ever to play professional basketball
by go_wings May 4, 2006
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