“America First” Math

When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.

A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.

by MathPlus July 11, 2021

How To Make It In America

A series on HBO about a group of mostly hipster 20-somethings trying to hustle their way to the top in New York City. The show started in 2010 and opens with the song "I Need a Dollar" by Aloe Blacc.

How To Make It In America is on HBO

by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011

bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.

As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.

by Knmagor November 10, 2022

americas got tallent

a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp

"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked

by what are you doing step bro! September 17, 2020

Travel Centers of America

Also known as "TA" for short, Travel Centers of America own many truck stops nation wide including Petro. Like Petro, these stops cater to drivers with such amenities as showers, restaurants, movie rooms and truck service bays. Not known for their cleanliness or friendliness, but rather their overly expensive prices and hookers that roam the back truck parking lots.

Driver 1: I just paid $4 for a liter of soda in the store.
Driver 2: Tell me about it, and the cashier was a bitch. I think I'm going to go shit all over the bathroom walls. This is the last time I'm stopping at Travel Centers of America.

by untiedsox February 28, 2011