- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
by Old time November 23, 2021

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
by Kcastle January 21, 2023

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
by Rae lil black November 23, 2021

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team
Someone who chases letters
Someone who wants to add letter
Someone who chases letters
Someone who wants to add letter
Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017
