Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound

“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”

by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024

junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.

by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Junked out

When you are extremely fucked up

Dude I am so junked out right now

by B kangaroo July 5, 2017

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011