Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 16, 2023

Edge Fest

Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable

“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”

by Maria_mashy September 17, 2020

Edging Club

An edging club is a group or association where they perform "Edging" a type of masturbation where you edge the point of finishing, except you're in a group and everyone edges together.

Person 1: "Hey dude you should join my edging club!"
Person 2: "Mother fucka you weird as fuck!"
Person 1: "Erm what the sigma!"

by World Of T-Shirts April 23, 2024

Edging Chocolate

When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt

"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.

by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.

"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"

by Gow123 September 12, 2020

Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.

John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you

by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 02, 2023

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023