Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

by reggiefag November 12, 2011

Dank Shwiz

Weed, marijuana.

Last night, I was smokin' up that dank shwiz with my bros.

by dinorio November 29, 2010

class dank

A generally great thing, like Armani. Not affiliated with marijuana. Class dank is good, classy, and all-around awesome. A word to replace swag.

"Dang, that new tux is class dank, man."

"Dude, have you seen the new kid Jerome? Kid's class dank."

by typeprincessa February 23, 2015

Dank Alex

A Really Cheerful Guy Who Makes Youtube Videos, Has Over 100 Subscibers And Is A Really Good Guy!

That Guys A Dank Alex

by anonymous August 5, 2021

dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017