bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.

I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!

by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021

Bullshit

You've never seen so much of it before.

"Thomas has never seen so much bullshit before."

by Bullshitman05505 September 14, 2019

spewing bullshit

When one cannot stop talking filth with one another

I.e. Smoles could not stop spewing bullshit with his brothers.

by anon17385927 January 26, 2014

Bullshit

a man who believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.

Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.

Tay poe: yea

Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?

Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid

Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks

ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT

by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025

bullshit maker

(you're bullshit maker) means "You talking bullshit"

- Once upon time, when it was night...
- You're bullshit maker! I don't want listen this bullshit! That's so usual!

by Sivyziom December 20, 2020

bullshit

something a cheater will tell you

i love you i would never leave you
Bullshit!!!

by noahhearno2251 June 17, 2018

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024