What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

when the nig is honk

A variation of the popular Among Us meme, "when the imposter is sus." Nig refers to a black person and honk refers to something squishy.

Person 1: Bro, look at that nig!
Person 2: Yeah, that's what happens when the nig is honk.

by kek or cringe? March 7, 2021

When i when

When you do somthing as when you did it.

Boy: Im gonna right a book
Girl: when will you do it?
Boy: when i when

by Skitso_ May 9, 2021

calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure

man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up

by ginger ocean August 14, 2014