Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Tucker taco

A sandwich/taco created out of what ever things you can find in the fridge.

Hey bro you want a tucker taco

by Captaincheesepuffs March 28, 2020

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020

Taco dip

When a woman lowers her pelvis over someone’s face so that her vagina almost touches or touches the persons face. Female version of teabagging

She taco dipped the shit out of him!

by Haelotho August 6, 2021

Taco Shells

A term from QueueMaster's Discord server, Pepega Institutes, meaning the act of deafening someone or the state of being deafened within a voice channel.

Great, looks like Omar has taco shells on his head again. That boy is always defeaned.
Yo, I gotta tell you a secret. Can we taco shell everyone else in the call?

by QueueMaster May 25, 2023