Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

by ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 02, 2019

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys February 22, 2011

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 04, 2009

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 05, 2021

beat your pud

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 01, 2007

belly button pudding

the smelly substance that collects in one's belly button

My belly button pudding that I scooped out of my belly button straight up stanks!

by James Booker December 13, 2007

Pudding Pores

When someone has really big over sized pores on their face, arms, legs, or anywhere else on their disgusting repulsive body. The pores are visible and generally are numerous. Some could be black in color since they are filled with dirt and other substances (chocolate pudding pores) some could be white and full of puss (white chocolate pudding pores). generally obese people or people who fail to bath regularly have this problem of pudding pores.

As I sat by the pool Amber came to swim and the only thing I could notice was the huge and vast number of pudding pores she had all over her thighs.

by thisguyinknoxville397 July 15, 2012