No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Kid Zeal

A character from Chrono Cross. She is a clone of Schala.

I didn't understand Kid's storyline because Chrono Cross is really confusing.

by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005

Jimmy kid

noun
Colloquial for retard(ed), but not necessarily a mentally retarded person. Comes from the name of a non-profit in Chalmette, Louisiana "Jimmy's Kids" that helps take care of special needs children.

My friend just bought obviously fake Saints tickets from that guy over there. What a Jimmy kid...

by Kosmicosis March 28, 2022

M Kid

A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!

by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009

Scum Kid

An individual or group that is associated with one or all of the following activities: noise rock, veganism, doc martins, heroin, David Lynch, rock-a-billy, ear spacers, star tattoos, hemp products, horn rim glasses, free verse poetry, gender studies, Nihilism, French Existintialism, Lucky Strike's, Schlitz beer, Ancient Age whisky.

*All of these activites are indicator of a Scum Kid, but are not bad in and of themselves.

God it reeks of cheap whisky and body odor. Why are we at a party where everyone looks like a prepubecent boy, even the girls, and Wolf Eyes is the background music? This is total a Scum Kid festival! ROCK!

by belac82 July 23, 2009

hi kids

Used as a creepy way to greet kids if your a hobo or creep

(Hobo) hi kids!!!
(Kids) mommy!!!
(Hobo) I like where this is going hehe

by Epictailz January 24, 2017

Kid President

The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid

Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me

by Mindless_Parsnip October 15, 2020