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Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018
mugGet the Mam-Flumug.

Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.
Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.
by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017
mugGet the Humber Flumug.

Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
by Seshflu September 3, 2021
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alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.
"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016
mugGet the alligator flumug.

Swag Flu

the part of a hangover during which you are still drunk
"I'm good now, but when this swag flu wears off..."
by 2rocaround July 25, 2014
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Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
mugGet the Man Flumug.

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