cock bomb

To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.

That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.

by biggeredder November 27, 2011

cock luck

when one is surprised by a large number of penises about to have an orgy with the individual.

"Dude, I sent that bitch a cock luck with like, 20 guys."
"Ah bro,is she gonna be surprised!"

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

Nice cock

When you complement someone's cock.

NIce cock bro.

by sWaGkAgE October 21, 2020

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by Jessica January 17, 2005

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

cock height

The height of a short person, usually around 3 feet, whose head only reaches the waist of the average man.

She's growing up so fast! She's cock height now!

by 0neWay July 9, 2010

Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010