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Britished

To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.
"You have just been britished."
by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023
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international British accent day

✿ | 26 October

✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!

✿ | little conversational example:
“How do you celebrate international British accent day?”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”
by diinosaurr_ October 25, 2023
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British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the last, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that could hardly utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile. Then the english just takes that for their own & denigrate them. They honestly can't help it.

It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, make faces, snarl & grunt, as if THAT would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOoooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Do not believe anything in that accent on ANY media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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British Justice

A stabbing done to somebody as a punishment. Not practiced by the law, but rather individuals.
He shot my father so I gave him some British Justice
by Kachonga November 28, 2020
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british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"
Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket
by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016
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british school of bahrain

All y’all are whores fr. Hoes, druggies and alcoholics round the halls. Get you a shawt from there ain’t no way she staying loyal. Mans fucking in the science classrooms
U in BSB (british school of bahrain)?? Y’all fucked fr
by marshalsfm February 26, 2021
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