Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.

I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.

by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

Ass Jihad

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.

Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.

by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008

Good Ass

1. An adjective used to show how you damn good you think something is.
2. The opposite of a bad ass; a non-violet, level-headed young person.
3. A particularly fine bottom.

1. "This is a good ass piece of cheese!"
2. "Look at that guy, studying when he could be could be doing semi-illegal things! Pah, what a good ass!"
3. "You see that girl? I think she has a really good ass!"

by BootySmuggler August 20, 2013

ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.

Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005

Mark Ass

n. a soft, non tough person.

That guy jumped me with his Mark Ass.

by mark ass July 27, 2009