erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.

Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.

by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not

When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

by Betty Faye Wobble January 16, 2021

Plaguenancy Test

Covid-19 test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.

by Flik off January 29, 2021

School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.

Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

P Test

The P Test is the test used by primarily Gen Z and Millennials. This is used when clearing the history on your browser and looking to see if Adult Rated Content comes up then reminding you that you are lonely and anxious.

Bro I shared my screen on zoom and forgot to do the P Test first. I think I might loose my job...

by BigBoyKeeg February 15, 2022

Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.

Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022