Teshko

something that is hard.

Your beemer is pretty teshko.

by makedonija May 2, 2007

Tessa

Tessa is a wonderful. Sometimes she forgets how wonderful she is and needs people to reassure her. She is a cruel heartbreaker but that's what her friends love about her, that she always gives people the truest feedback. Tessa is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet so if you do never let her go

Friend: how does my outfit look
Tessa: Girl you know you can look way better then that because right now u look like you just came out of a trash
Friend: your so rude but at least u won't let me go out looking like I just came out of a dumster

by Girlsbesties March 10, 2018

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

Chuck Testa

You probably thought I was going to define Chuck Testa... Nope! Chuck Testa.

Tough love baby.

Nope, Chuck Testa

by Ville Blixa November 9, 2011

Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.

That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?

by schnoogie November 22, 2004

TESORO SYNDROME

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.

The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!

by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007