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tard fart

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid
dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!
by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005
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Gay-tard

a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys.
-wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.
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tard

Dumb people that obsessively ship in fanfiction that like to shove their 'cannon' or OTP down everybodies throats. The 'tards' don't like other people in a fandom to like or dislike their parings. They want EVERYONE to love it as much as they do and if you don't you are dumb even though they are the ones that act immaturely over the internet and sometimes in real life among stupid teenaged girls.

They enjoy debating, stirring up fights through flaming or anti-FCs. All in all, the 'tards' are very efficient in making people loathe their pairings instead of making them love it.

Like Fandom Nazis, these crazy type of shipper likes to round up the nonbelievers, make the fanfic world into a communist society and succesfully smash all non-romantic fandoms by seeing things that don't exist. Most of their 'proof' lies in filler movies or episodes that never showed up in the original manga or books.

Add 'tard' to the end of any pairing in any fandom and you'll have a good idea.

Ichirukitard, Twitard, Sesskagtard, etc.,
Nazi Tard shrieks: Hitler supports IchiRuki!
by Annoyed anti-shipper November 25, 2011
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Hairy tard

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 2, 2004
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Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
by EvanMileus March 8, 2008
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TARD SEX

Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises

there are 3 types of tard sex

firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard

secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls

thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal
drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
is it in yet
drrr drrrr
i think so
drrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr
its in
drrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrr
i came

this is tard sex
by adam wee March 1, 2010
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fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.
dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"
by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004
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