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Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.
That guy runs like a lardy tard.
by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010
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Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010
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car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again
by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008
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U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.
Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.
by DangerMRW February 3, 2019
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tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.
by knoby February 22, 2007
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part tard

A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.
"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"
by Hallbn April 17, 2008
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color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd
look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard
by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007
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