suicidal piggies

(n.) Particularly on high-heeled sandals, the outside toe that dangles precariously nigh or "wee, wee, wee, all the way" off your shoe.

"Your shoes are fabulous, but the suicidal piggies need rescue -- and a pedicure."

by BunkyMonkey June 11, 2006

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)

Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

suicide doors

Doors such as those on pickups, the Honda Element, etc. that are double and open in opposite directions. So called because of the supposed danger of falling out while the vehicle is in motion.

I tried to open the suicide doors on my Element while it was on the Golden Gate Bridge.

by David G. Epstein August 10, 2004

suicide girl

A non-traditional girl-friend who a man dates as an act of rebellion, potentially resulting in the downward spiral of his mainstream, corporate life, (i.e. lusting after subculture chicks causes social status suicide).

My friend Pete is going through a mid-life crisis. He started dating a punked-out 'suicide girl' last month.

OR

Joe was married and had a good job before he met his 'suicide girl' at the coffee shop.

by Doink2 July 31, 2007

Pussy suicide

When a broad decides to end up with an old dude. She is committing pussy suicide. She won't be able to enjoy other penises.

Omg Angela is only 24 years old and is almost dating this 45 year old guy. What a pussy suicide she is committing a pussy suicide.

by Ahberi nais October 16, 2012

suicide virgin

Someone who has never killed themselves before

She said she was going to hang herself but I doubt it since she's a suicide virgin.

by novirgin January 23, 2011

mental suicide

The act of doing too many intellectual/ thinking required activities in a short period of time. This causes an immense amount of strain on the mind, instead of dealing with the problems at hand the mind committs suicide by shuting off and leaving the victim incapable of completing a thought.

Juan: "Omg I heard your taking 3 SAT subject tests tomorrow."

Joe: "Yea. Calculus, Chemistry, and French."

Juan: "Dude, that's like committing mental suicide. You're brain is gonna be fried"

by rockerdorkxc August 5, 2010