The Masturbation Station

the heating plant

A lot of weird things happen at the Masturbation Station.

by Thurston June 18, 2003

Immigration Station

A place for immigrants to get together.

Lets all go down to the immigration station.

by BMistro June 9, 2003

Bathroom Situation

An awkward, inexplicably bizarre, and often inescapable social situation, usually between friends or acquaintances. Originates from the idea of being trapped in a bathroom with multiple people.

"So I was with my girlfriend the other day, and suddenly my ex gets on the same elevator we're on only to have it break down a few seconds later. It was a classic bathroom situation."

by Cartmonger August 16, 2010

play station 2

One of the biggest piles of shit to come from the sony couporation this mellenium, they last about 6 months then loads only PS2 games and takes about half houer to play as any geek that knows the ps2 like the back of his hand that its made with grade a 100% Grade A crap

i would strongly recommend an XBOX!

Person: could you possably fix my playstation 2 for me

Engeneer: Fuck no!

by husskymo December 7, 2004

load station

(low-d stay-shawn) (Synonym) : A term used to describe the hunk of technology that resides upon your dresser while making a feeble attempt at playing video games.

Dude, lets play some load station after we finish this bowl.

by Team Cru July 9, 2007

College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011

3 strap situation

when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.

mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*

by janek winniczek July 30, 2007