strager

Somebody who's terrible at games and everything that doesn't involve programming.

Can't even make images! Use blackpawn's texture generator to hold your hand to make a picture.

0-20 in TF2

You got strager'd

by Immotal October 16, 2008

walking straight

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

straight bitch zonin'

the act of hanging out with someone you are in the Friend Zone with.

Mikie has been Straight Bitch Zonin' all day long.

by Jimmy James P May 1, 2008

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

Straggot

A normal person. But this is used as a "slur" by fags thinking someone would be embarrassed about being normal.

Gay fag: Omg chad is sooo hot but hes a fucking straggot strag!! >:(
Chud: Shut the fuck up pussy nigga, im proud to be a strag. Become straight, become great

by Goofy Goofball January 28, 2023

scraggly

1. A person or object that is really gross or trashy looking.
2. A person with really nappy or gross hair.

That girl is fuckin' scraggly or She's got some scraggly ass hair.
*Pronounced (scraig), with a long A.

by 07BWrekin October 7, 2006

straggot

mental disorder called ✨heterosexuality✨ symptoms are grabbing ur 👁PARTS👁 in front of 10 year olds on tiktok

-tony polez is a straggot.

-boah neck is also a straggot

by monicacunt September 19, 2020