steamboats

To be intoxicated on alcohol to a moderatley but managably high level.

I'd hud 7 pints and then stotted up the road, steamboats, like.

by hostage May 13, 2005

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.

bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011

Mannheim Steamroller

Originating in America, a Mannheim Steamroller is a sexual act that presents itself as having German roots. This act can be between a man and a woman or, in some cases, two men. The receiving partner first defecates while neglecting to wipe. After that, the man initiates anal sex, using the fresh poo as lubrication. As the grand finale approaches, the man pulls out and "rolls" his member on the upper lip region, leaving a streak of poo and semen, slightly resembling Hitler's mustache.

Man: during the holiday season, I love to give my girlfriend the gift of Mannheim Steamroller.

Friend: you mean that lame musical group?!?

Man: hell no! I mean THE Mannheim Steamroller - the single greatest sexual act in the whole wide world!

by ColfaxSteamer December 20, 2009

cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

by John Trian July 27, 2006

steam

a useless program that gets in your way of playing CS, wastes your time, and does absolutely nothing.

what the fuck does steam do?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003