satisfusion

an epiphany of something happening to ones self at a more than satisfactory level

Man 1: You wouldn't belive what i realized last night about Katie and me.
Man 2: You love her, right? Damn satisfusion.

by kathrinea July 9, 2010

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shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.

Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.

by murphy234 March 8, 2011

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satisfucktion

1.Having very satisfying sex.

2.Being unexpectedly fucked instead of receiving moral satisfaction.

Can you take care of me,satisfucktion guaranteed.

You will get your satisfucktion ,- said my lawyer ex-husband

by kuzya August 11, 2011

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Stanislawski

Something Phoenix can never pronounce. K's great. I'd fuck her any day, but only if she touches me.....there.

Hi I'm Stanislawski, call me lady Dr. Jones!

by Weiner Wagger January 12, 2012

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satisfuckation

1. To solicit sexual pleasure to ones partner in means of paying off a debt.

1. "Hey babe, can i get some satisfuckation tonight? You owe me BIG TIME!"

2. "Don't worry, satisfuckation works both ways."

3."I told her she could stay the night, but only if i got some satisfuckation out of it."

by MJK91 September 23, 2012

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Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"

by redfish November 5, 2012

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