Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

Squirrel

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel”

by Urban-Words July 18, 2019

Squirrel Boy

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.

that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet

by urmom17 April 23, 2019

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 13, 2019

Squirrel

A beautiful and sexy squirrel known as Han Jisung. He is called squirrel because he looks like one. He has beautiful squirrel like visuals. He has cute squirrel like cheeks and when he eats he stuffs food into his mouth which makes his cute squirrel cheeks puff out just like a squirrel. In conclusion Squirrel=Han Jisung amen

Me:"Awww jisung looks so cute! Just like a squirrel uwu"
My friend: "...are you good?"

by MilkAndKookies97 November 25, 2019