Dusting the spoon

You have no more dope so you go back and dig in the trash for that last sack that you threw away. Then after finding the baggie you flip it inside out and scrape the dust that was inside onto the spoon hoping and praying you accidentally left some on accident! Spoon Duster!

After digging the sack out of the trash in a desperate and frantic attempt of dusting the spoon hoping to catch a high!

by lostsoul5150 October 5, 2011

Italian spoon

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

by marcuscarcus March 2, 2011

forkin' spoon

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

womb spoon

a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. A.K.A. soul patch . Generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don't want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to "express themselves" via creative facial hair...

"Damn Gina, this guy I picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn't believe it. Gawd, if I wasn't so desperate for dick I never would have even let him buy me a drink."

by C-Dilla January 4, 2008

spoon licker

1. A homosexual man, that sucks cock in bathroom stalls for heroin. 2. A skeezo or whore, that sucks cock for crack

1. "Yo man, don't go to pickle park because that's where all the spoon lickers are."
2. "You can sell all of those rocks to that spoon licker over there.

by champloo007 October 19, 2007

steal spoons

slang term for getting wasted

Me: me and liz are gonna go steal spoons tonight, wanna come?
Them: hell yeah!

by thevoicewithin August 5, 2006

wank spoon

An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.

"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.

by fagatron2.0 December 14, 2004