Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite

Did you go full spartan rage on her?

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.

Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"

by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024

Splarsh

Having an orgasm so good that it voids one's bowls.

I was going to eat her ass, but she had a splarsh and we never spoke again.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Splat

A Crip gang-member.. used similarly to how bloods call each other slimes

Take that red off them mfin splats just walked in the door

by GeeUp256 July 18, 2024

SPARTREZZ

SPARTREZZ means the bestest and the greatest at everything

THIS IS SPARTREZZ

by SPARTREZZ August 17, 2024