spider

A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.

"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"

by stevie666 July 5, 2008

Spider

Noun: Another definition for an anus/a-hole. Bend over in front of the mirror and look between your legs and you'll see why. Body in the center and many legs spiraling out from there.

1. Hey Spider, what the hell were you thinking?
2. I drank a 30 pack last night with a bucket of wings and my spider is en fuego.

by ScroteDog November 24, 2009

Spider Sex

Sex with eight-legs. Yes that means four people with two legs or eight people with one leg each.

Hey guys lets have some wicked Spider Sex!!"

by The Maker of Rules April 16, 2011

Queen of spades

A woman who has a sexual preference for extremely well hung, athletic black men-commonly referred to as Bulls. The spade symbol often inset with an upper case Q is often worn on clothing, jewelry or tattooed to signify this preference.

Hey, did you see her Queen of Spades tattoo? I guess she's into black guys.

by Trishascuck August 28, 2017

spider loc

newest member of G unit. Probably the best. I met him on a flight back from Miami. His chick sat next to me on the plane, so I traded him seats, cause im cool like that.

"dat nigga spier loc is sick wit it"-Rob Money

by rob $ April 11, 2005

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

sideshow bob

Sideshow Bob existed before the Simpsons, the expression is a generic term for any insignificant person. More likely to be used by a cheeky mate or a toxic friend rather than an enemy.

Who's that loser she's going out with, some sideshow Bob, no idea.

by mongrelbeast January 12, 2008