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Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown
Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
by HexCodec September 19, 2023
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smurf cat

cat that a smurf
by smurf cat September 27, 2023
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Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....
by nummyskully October 2, 2023
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Smurf

A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking
Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf
by Mxt April 23, 2020
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Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue
When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head
by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020
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